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Every gamers fantasy?? |
Yep, turns out that seeing is believing! My busy week of sitting around the apartment, watching crappy movies, and (eagerly) waiting for my girlfriend to finish to work, culminated in this awesome show that we went to see at the
Legion on Commercial Drive. I heard that this was going to be a pretty big night, with some 400 hundred tickets available and word going about that they had all sold out in advance!
As we turned up to the venue it became increasingly apparent that this was the hot ticket in town, as the line up started to snake around the side of the building. Once we got stamped, with a little
Blinky, you entered through the doors to find a whole host of cool stuff to get you in the mood before the show started. There was a
SNES with Mario being played - projected on the wall, a photo booth area, a DJ playing video game related theme songs, stalls selling quirky items, not to mention some really great cupcakes, which was all nicely washed down by the obligatory cheap beer available at the bar!
Having never attended an event like this before, I was a tad apprehensive before the entertainment began... What's more, a picture of the Queen was hanging just above the stage. I am sitting there thinking, 'I wonder what she would make of all this!'
First things first, whooping, vulgar language, and inappropriate comments are all
encouraged, as the MC proudly announced before the curtain was raised! Right, lets go!
Tetris began proceedings, with giant glittered blocks protecting the ladies modesty until they were joyfully tossed off stage revealing all! Appearances from strip Sonic, and the stereotypical Japanese teen playing on the famed
dance mat to... classic jazz music all made up a great first half of performances!
After the break appearances from Zelda, Spyro, Lara Croft, all introduced by a Stephen Hawking style vocoder, and all getting down to their undies and pasties, were excellent. The climax of the night was a
Mario skit that resulted in the gang-banging of poor, lovable
Peach! I remember at one point during the night I went back up to the bar to get some more beer, and the guy at the bar said, 'Hey, how are you enjoying the night?' to which I replied, 'What's there not to like, there's tits and beer!'
The
VanDolls sure put on one hell of a show! It is obvious just how much effort must have gone into putting on the night. I was informed that mostly all the costumes and props that violently torn off are all hand made, and the routines are self-choreographed, tirelessly stepped out and practiced. All in all, a great night for just $15. After the show, the audience willingly ushered all the chairs to the side and enjoyed the disco that ensued!
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